"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
04/15/2015 at 10:50 • Filed to: Batshit Babe Entry, Batshit Babe Pageant
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"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
04/15/2015 at 10:50 • Filed to: Batshit Babe Entry, Batshit Babe Pageant | 2
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I mean... based on looks, she might just win this year's Batshit Babe Pageant! Oh, and she's got a crime to boot.
Who can top such a pretty, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! face?
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Well, there's still beautiful women who happen to be either criminally horny or is just a plain criminal, but man it'd take a long time. For now, she is my winner.
Rachel Lynn Lehnardt.
thebigbossyboss
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 10:53 |
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Sorry my friend, the crime is not automotive related.
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Wheelerguy
> thebigbossyboss
04/15/2015 at 10:55 |
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Aw crap. It would have been nice if she sexed in the car while doing 20 over the limit. Oh, well. So much for that.
Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
> thebigbossyboss
04/15/2015 at 10:55 |
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She does rev my engine though....
CB
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 10:55 |
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I still think she's gross for doing what she did. Attractive? Maybe. A scumbag? Absolutely.
Party-vi
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 10:56 |
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I thought batshit babes did car-related batshittery?
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Wheelerguy
> CB
04/15/2015 at 10:56 |
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Is this my cue to send her to the gallows?
505Turbeaux
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 10:56 |
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I don't know, I need to see the porn pictures she took. Then I can tell. Mugshot looks too close to when a girl with a pretty face and thats it goes all neck up in photos
haveacarortwoorthree
> thebigbossyboss
04/15/2015 at 10:57 |
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But, but, I'm sure the kids drove to her house!
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Wheelerguy
> 505Turbeaux
04/15/2015 at 10:57 |
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38-year old mom. My guess is D cup.
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Wheelerguy
> Party-vi
04/15/2015 at 10:58 |
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thebigbossyboss already told me that.
PanchoVilleneuve ST
> Party-vi
04/15/2015 at 10:58 |
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They do. I had one rejected a while back because even though she was brought into the station for a DUI and stabbed a cop in the thigh with one of her heels, the stabbing didn't take place in the car.
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505Turbeaux
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 10:59 |
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haha the mother of my kiddos is a small C at 42. Current girlfriend is 37 with dem killa B's, not a mom at all. Maybe you are onto something
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CB
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 10:59 |
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No gallows (I don't believe in the death penalty), but I'd at least hope for jail time. Here in Canada, the age of consent is 16, but sexual acts can be considered sexual exploitation if the person is under 18 and one of the parties is in a position of authority or there's a large age difference.
As well, there's one thing to give your kids alcohol so that way they can be supervised in a safe home environment. It's another thing to get them drugs as well and then masturbate in the living room during a party, then have sex with numerous minors.
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Party-vi
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 11:01 |
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thebigbossyboss may be up on his bigbossery but I sir am the all-knowing Party-vi and you shall not deprive me of my informativitication.
Kawaii-Gon Jinn
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 11:01 |
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kinda has a Gran Turismo-era Nina Perrson thing going on with the nose and hair.
still don't think she's worthy of an all-caps headline though.
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Wheelerguy
> Kawaii-Gon Jinn
04/15/2015 at 11:03 |
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Heh. I hyper-exaggerated.
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thebigbossyboss
> CB
04/15/2015 at 11:07 |
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That is one thing I am glad we did, raising the age from 14. It's ridiculous it was that young.
yamahog
> 505Turbeaux
04/15/2015 at 11:16 |
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Y'all know "cup size" is useless without band size, right? Like a 30DD = 32D = 34C = 36B as far as actual cup volume is concerned, so most eyeball guesstimates are pretty far off.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 11:20 |
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Wow, that woman has some serious issues. Her daughter probably also has some serious issues.
McMike
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 11:21 |
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You can't make this shit up.
Her AA sponsor told authorities that Lehnardt confessed to having sex with an 18-year-old male in the bathroom during the naked Twister game.
According to the sheriff's report, Lehnardt allegedly went to bed alone, but awoke around 3:30 when she felt someone having sex with her.
"She stated at first she thought it was the 18-year-old from earlier, but then realized it was the 16-year-old who was in fact her daughter's boyfriend," Lehnardt's sponsor told deputies.
The sheriff's report than goes into shocking detail:
"Mrs. Lehnardt told [her AA sponsor] she and her daughter had spoken and that her daughter 'felt guilty because the 16-year-old was 10 inches long and huge, and if she had just been able to take it, he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother.'"
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505Turbeaux
> yamahog
04/15/2015 at 11:21 |
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in my 36 years on the planet I have learned a few things about bra sizing :)
For some reason my girlfriends of the past 15 years are always 34, except one from last year that was 36DD and those things scared me
ttyymmnn
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 11:27 |
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Mom: 35. Daughter: 16. My public school education tells me that mom was pregnant at 18 or so and had the daughter at 19 or so. I'm guessing that mom had a pretty sordid past herself.
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McMike
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
04/15/2015 at 11:44 |
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Wow, that woman has some serious issues. Her daughter probably also has some serious issues.
Just listen to how they justified why she woke up with her daughter's boyfriend on top of her.
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/you-cant-make-…
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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> McMike
04/15/2015 at 11:48 |
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What. in. the. ever. loving. fuck...
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yamahog
> 505Turbeaux
04/15/2015 at 11:57 |
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34 and 36? I have a feeling some of them could benefit from a resizing... I'm a gym rat but certainly no pixie and I'm 30/32 around depending on brand. Victoria's Secret is the worst culprit of forcing people into their crappy limited sizing, they have you add inches to your band size if you're too small around for what they carry.
/tangent
ceanderson920
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 12:08 |
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This seems like every 16 year old boys fantasy, besides maybe the who teacher thing. I know when I was 16 I probably wouldn't have passed it up.
Edit: going to the sex party at 16 not raping the mom, thought I should clarify
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505Turbeaux
> yamahog
04/15/2015 at 12:14 |
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ha probably. My current is a VS purist and I just dont get it. I would have thought she was a 30/32 actually but that is all she wears. Something something no underwire something I dont understand :)
There is a place around the corner that does custom sizing. I am going to talk her into it now that you say something. It drives me mental how much print advertising hits the mailbox daily from them. Which is paid for by so-so quality products at premium pricing
BobintheMtns
> thebigbossyboss
04/15/2015 at 12:37 |
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If I were to said, "I'd totally hoon that!!!"
Does that make this automotive related?
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 15:43 |
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She looks strikingly similar to my ex. Coincidentally she is from and currently lives in GA. Name and age differ, so I know it's not her but when I saw just the pic earlier today with no name, specific context, and "Georgia" in the headline I immediately thought, "Oh shit, she finally lost it." Then I read the story, my ex isn't this kind of crazy. She is this kind of pretty though, damn.
XSeriesWalkingDead
> Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 16:59 |
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Looks too much like my Ex and, therefore, not the least bit attractive.